Evil Mad Scientist wrote up an article on how to make food-grade googly eyes (they’re not just for kids anymore). This is certainly an important scientific breakthrough, but I’m all about the application, not the theory. So I read on and learned about their first religiously-inspired creation: 100% edible flying spaghetti monster with real googly eyes. All you need are some chow mein noodles, Whoppers candies, cocoa puffs (serve as mini meatball substitutes), marshmallows, and a few other things to create this guy:

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It’s so… beautiful. And now I’m so hungry.